I feel it's only fair to warn you, at some point or other on this blog, I'm probably going to offend about 95% of the world's population. So if you don't have a sense of humor... you should probably just find another blog.
Hello all! I know I haven't been around in a while. I'm sorry. I've been busy. I know, I know lame excuse, but it's all I've got. Anyway I have some exciting news. Mostly exciting for me but I've decided to share it with you all because it's just that awesome. Recently my boyfriend and I adopted a puppy! Ok he's not really a puppy, but he's still a puppy to us. His name is Mickey. He looks like a big mouse. He's about 3 years old, and he weighs 11 pounds. He definitely has a little Chihuahua in him, and we think possibly a little bit of Pug and Weiner dog, (fine Dachshund). The bottom line is - He's awesome! Don't believe me? See for yourself!
See how he uses his little paws as hands? I told you he was awesome!
I understand this still may not be enough proof for you, so I've included a short video in what is sure to be Mickey's very long film career:
Ok so I know you all didn't think that was as funny as I did, but what can I say? For the past week Mickey Mouse has been the main source of entertainment at our house.
Since I've had absolutely nothing interesting to say this whole time I've also decided to include some very belated Halloween pictures of my friend trying on Halloween costumes at Target. Enjoy!
You can't tell, but that's an Avatar mask she's wearing in the last one. Anyway, that's it for now! Maybe next week I'll return with a real post instead of one filled with fancy pictures, exclamation points and the word awesome.
"It's the "United States of Don't Touch that Thing Right in Front of You." - Buhrundon in Night at the Smithsonian
"Ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worst than the last. So every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." - Peter in "Office Space""
"More people have died in the name of the lord than any natural disaster, disease, or gang wars." - Nelly
"Religion is the opiate of the masses." -Karl Marx
"America is one of the finest countries anyone ever stole." -Lance in "World's Greatest Dad"