tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post6917878802826810533..comments2014-06-16T06:08:13.375-04:00Comments on I Know You Wish Your Life Was More Like Mine!: Stupid Inventions for Stupid PeopleThe Girl Who Loves to Whinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06366601176294639705noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-32198471008105860252010-06-09T22:51:42.131-04:002010-06-09T22:51:42.131-04:00Mei - I hope they blow your mind in a good way... ...Mei - I hope they blow your mind in a good way... as in, you think they're as stupid as I think. As in, they're borderline retarded. Seriously. Insane.<br /><br />Mademoiselle Hautemess - 1st of all, I LOVE your screen name. That's awesome. 2ndly, it sounds like your friend received a pretty shitty "going away" present. Almost anything else would have been better. She probably works with a bunch of tools. I feel sorry for her.<br /><br />Amogh - Haha, glad you liked it!! I'll be looking forward to the Indian version of the Stupid Inventions list.The Girl Who Loves to Whinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06366601176294639705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-18282470391154065232010-06-09T13:15:10.499-04:002010-06-09T13:15:10.499-04:00EPIC post! like the EPIC MOVIE :)
Indian too have ...EPIC post! like the EPIC MOVIE :)<br />Indian too have is so much more stupid stuff out there. they are not popping at my head right now though. <br /><br />let me do some research myself and post about it.cule87https://www.blogger.com/profile/17805108361896075327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-88848470493305805862010-06-08T11:44:22.258-04:002010-06-08T11:44:22.258-04:00Bwahaha! I had a friend receive these as a "...Bwahaha! I had a friend receive these as a "going away" present from her job...she was like "Awesome- you gave me a fucking pack of rubber bands. I guess I'll be missed."<br /><br />This seriously made my day!Mademoiselle Hautemesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15881155545631920374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-6282023978256585362010-06-07T14:03:13.865-04:002010-06-07T14:03:13.865-04:00I still am stuck on the silly rubber bands. They b...I still am stuck on the silly rubber bands. They blow my mind...Meihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17336328429642935478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-8295609934393905172010-06-07T10:21:48.033-04:002010-06-07T10:21:48.033-04:00S. Jes, I know. But now ju have.S. Jes, I know. But now ju have.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-18958395683705337762010-06-07T00:00:53.874-04:002010-06-07T00:00:53.874-04:00Gnetch - Thanks for stopping by! Glad you liked my...Gnetch - Thanks for stopping by! Glad you liked my list. Yes Stupid Invention #475 should be called suicide.<br /><br />joeknows - Haven't you heard? The snuggie is for people who don't know how to use a regular blanket. Also, if you haven't seen it already, the WTF blanket videos are indeed hilarious. I would have embedded it here, but as a relatively new blogger I'm still figuring out how to do this.<br /><br />Chicken - I apologize for my ignorance. It's not everyday I meet someone who writes with a Chilean accent.<br /><br />Margaret - Your welcome! Don't worry about your friend. Maybe we can start a group for him, Snuggie Lovers Anonymous. This is something that would bug the hell out of me too. My boyfriend also likes snuggies but lucky for me he hasn't bought one and hopefully I can save him before it's too late.The Girl Who Loves to Whinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06366601176294639705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-32451250408743055102010-06-06T23:05:34.104-04:002010-06-06T23:05:34.104-04:00THANK YOU.
For introducing me to the wtf blanket ...THANK YOU.<br /><br />For introducing me to the wtf blanket videos. My BFF is obsessed with his snuggie and it bugs the hell out of me.<br /><br />FOLLOWED.Margarethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12160018811890720052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-77832566793773738942010-06-05T12:45:23.632-04:002010-06-05T12:45:23.632-04:00S. Sometimes I write with a Chilean accent.S. Sometimes I write with a Chilean accent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-52979738292303996072010-06-05T04:20:16.423-04:002010-06-05T04:20:16.423-04:00the snuggie is very fuckin stupid and whats wrong ...the snuggie is very fuckin stupid and whats wrong ith using a regular blanket.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02094276175350354479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-10741110365457725102010-06-05T01:55:44.965-04:002010-06-05T01:55:44.965-04:00Ha! Great list! Stupid Invention #475 must be call...Ha! Great list! Stupid Invention #475 must be called "suicide." And that tissue holder totally looks silly. :)Gnetchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05483803287818641100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-38948663776021661032010-06-04T18:08:05.308-04:002010-06-04T18:08:05.308-04:00janjan - yes I also thought the cigarette holder w...janjan - yes I also thought the cigarette holder was hilarious and stupid. I'm not even sure you could take one puff without killing yourself on the spot.<br /><br />Ella - I'm glad you share my joy in stupid inventions. Amazingly I think the baby cage might have been popular back in the day as they had several photos of these on google.<br /><br />Chicken - I checked out the "Sorry Darwin". It is indeed hilarious.<br />P.S. Do you know that you keep spelling "you" as "Ju"? Did I miss something here?The Girl Who Loves to Whinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06366601176294639705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-87234176769361397082010-06-04T09:36:45.904-04:002010-06-04T09:36:45.904-04:00S. Hey S. Check out this blog. Ju gonna love it...S. Hey S. Check out this blog. Ju gonna love it. Read the series called, "Sorry Darwin". The blogger is a lifeguard and conflicted because she feels her job may be interfering with Natural Selection. http://www.insolenceisbliss.com/<br />She reminds me of you and the writing is brilliant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-23303644504892888662010-06-04T08:48:00.148-04:002010-06-04T08:48:00.148-04:00oh and the baby cage if absolutely priceless.oh and the baby cage if absolutely priceless.Ellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17371283984598582952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-26774556319378214192010-06-04T08:47:29.989-04:002010-06-04T08:47:29.989-04:00I thought I'd seen a lot of stupid things over...I thought I'd seen a lot of stupid things over the years but wow. I'm impressed at what you found and truly amazed by the stupidity that ensues when people think its "the next big thing". Hah! Thanks for this!Ellahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17371283984598582952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-65727022708861599062010-06-04T03:31:32.615-04:002010-06-04T03:31:32.615-04:00these are unquestionably stupid inventions. and wh...these are unquestionably stupid inventions. and what's up with that cigarette holder? hahaha! they can't wait to kill themselves.janjanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08274163686480668214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-11604026322678887742010-06-04T00:21:21.127-04:002010-06-04T00:21:21.127-04:00Chicken - Yes I believe you can purchase a wheel f...Chicken - Yes I believe you can purchase a wheel for your Zhu Zhu pet. And I'll just bet Little B will love his cage.<br /><br />Jennifer - Fortunately I don't think too many people have bought into the whole "Snuggies for Dogs" trend. Everywhere I've seen them they've been on clearance, so this gives me a little bit of reassurance. And yes, while I haven't seen the commercial for shake weights, I have seen them at BNRS, and all I could think of was dirtiness.<br /><br />MX3 - I'm sorry you have to listen to the maniacal giggling of the Zhu Zhu pets. Your kids should consider themselves pretty lucky because other kids all across the country are just dying to get their sticky nasty little hands on these and can't because they are sold out. Also, just a side note, make sure your kids keep their hair away from the motorized wheel. If they do by accident get their hair entangled, you should follow the instructions above to fix the problem.The Girl Who Loves to Whinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06366601176294639705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-57953573261985467392010-06-04T00:01:28.161-04:002010-06-04T00:01:28.161-04:00Zhu zhu pets do not sound anything like hamsters.....Zhu zhu pets do not sound anything like hamsters... unless hamsters have a maniacal giggle and like to make a sound like a motor boat (and not the mechanical kind...)<br /><br />I would know. My mom found them for $7 at a CVS and bought 1 for each of my kids.Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15149619985182670016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-20606781110081453252010-06-03T23:03:29.595-04:002010-06-03T23:03:29.595-04:00I was waiting for the shout-out to the snuggie for...I was waiting for the shout-out to the snuggie for dogs! <br /><br />My stupid invention: Have you seen those shake weight things? How can you not think dirty thoughts when you see the commercial?Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11740557418516419491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-53449322311047259332010-06-03T20:37:57.957-04:002010-06-03T20:37:57.957-04:00S. Ju know what I am going to say, right? Of cour...S. Ju know what I am going to say, right? Of course you do. You left it WIDE OPEN. <br />Tomato. Hey Tomato. Hey. Hey Tomato....<br />knife.<br />Arrrggghhhhhtttghhhh<br />Also, there is nothing stupid about baby cages, and littleb would like a zhu zhu pet to keep him company in his cage. Now, does that come with a wheel? Fortunately, he has very little hair to get caught.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-14376564897005919722010-06-03T17:22:20.140-04:002010-06-03T17:22:20.140-04:00SJ - As it turns out, yes you still had one friend...SJ - As it turns out, yes you still had one friend after wearing the toilet paper hat. He was the idiot standing next to you wearing the other toilet paper hat. Unfortunately he stopped being your friend after you started "flicking [silly bandz] at others." Others meaning the only friend you had left.The Girl Who Loves to Whinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06366601176294639705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-13325832402076988032010-06-03T16:24:58.281-04:002010-06-03T16:24:58.281-04:00"create an animal rubber band farm"
beca..."create an animal rubber band farm"<br />because you still had friends after the toilet paper hat?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-15869132987071248582010-06-03T16:08:48.146-04:002010-06-03T16:08:48.146-04:00lalalalalalauren - lol I was pretty sure you were ...lalalalalalauren - lol I was pretty sure you were being sarcastic but I'm glad you reaffirmed it. With some people you really just never know...<br /><br />haha just kidding. I have more faith in the musical advice columnist than that.The Girl Who Loves to Whinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06366601176294639705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-61080891351111766352010-06-03T15:12:32.274-04:002010-06-03T15:12:32.274-04:00Hahaha. Fabulous list. When I first read the wor...Hahaha. Fabulous list. When I first read the words "stupid inventions" I immediately thought of the iPad. Glad it made it on your list. <br /><br />However, I've always really really wanted a rubber band shaped like a hot dog. So now that I know about Silly Bands, I will be heading over to that site to dump $9 (figure it costs $4 for shipping) into acquiring one. Thank you so much for letting me know that those exist! I owe you one!<br /><br />(Second part of this comment is entirely sarcastic, in case you can't tell. :D)lalalalaurenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12571037086272654394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-56047265091537220642010-06-03T14:47:25.321-04:002010-06-03T14:47:25.321-04:00Jessica and Chicken - If you happen to check back ...Jessica and Chicken - If you happen to check back on this post, I would like to note that I accidentally published it before I was done. So please feel free to continue to read the rest of the list because I think you only got about half of it. My bad.The Girl Who Loves to Whinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06366601176294639705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7057371186362843334.post-77003216291762985512010-06-03T14:33:10.161-04:002010-06-03T14:33:10.161-04:00Hi S. I like that cigarette holder. I always thou...Hi S. I like that cigarette holder. I always thought things that take up room on your counter and exist solely to perform one function (i.e. can openers, chopomatics) were pretty annoying. But I would sell them if anyone would buy them. Also, who ever thought up the word "Penthouse" to describe the best apartment in the building? I guess that is neither here nor there. I also question the existence of jewelry, makeup, hair salons, hair products, and haute couture, but I use them. Well, except for the haute couture part. Target is probably not considered very haute, right? Whoops. Going now. ChickenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com